Effective Date: 04.27.2025
Welcome to J.B. Jacobs ("we," "us," or "our"). By accessing or using jbjacobs.club ("Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use ("Terms"). If you do not agree, you are not permitted to use the Site. Leave quietly, sweetheart.
This Site is intended only for users who are 18 years of age or older. By using the Site, you affirm that you are at least 18 and fully able to enter into binding agreements.
You agree to use the Site only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree NOT to:
Violate any applicable laws or regulations. Infringe upon or violate our intellectual property rights or the rights of others. Transmit any unauthorized advertising, spam, or solicitation. Attempt to interfere with the security or proper working of the Site. Mess around, and you’ll be shown the door — no warnings, no second chances.
All content on this Site — including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, images, videos, and software — is the exclusive property of J.B. Jacobs or its licensors. You may not copy, modify, distribute, or exploit any content without express written permission. If you want to share, sweetheart, you ask first like a good girl/boy.
The Site may contain links to third-party websites and services (such as Stan Store, Spotify, TikTok, etc.). We are not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of any third party. Use those links at your own risk — outside of my kingdom, you're on your own.
The Site is provided "as is" and "as available." We make no warranties, express or implied, regarding the Site's availability, reliability, or content. You’re a big girl/boy; you use this Site knowing the risks.
To the fullest extent permitted by law, we shall not be liable for any damages arising out of or relating to your use or inability to use the Site — including but not limited to direct, indirect, incidental, punitive, and consequential damages. If something blows up, doll, it's not on us.
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless J.B. Jacobs and its affiliates from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses — including reasonable attorneys' fees — arising from your violation of these Terms or your misuse of the Site. You pick a fight using my turf? You handle your mess.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your access to the Site, without notice or liability, if we believe you have violated these Terms or acted against the spirit of our community. Play nice, or get out.
We may update these Terms from time to time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. Your continued use of the Site after changes means you accept the new Terms. Stay sharp, princess — check back often.
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Alabama, USA, without regard to conflict of law principles.
For any questions or concerns about these Terms, please contact:
Email: info@jbjacobs.club